I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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