You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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