But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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