Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just blew my weed a kiss
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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