Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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