Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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