You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This is my gift to your gina
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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