You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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