Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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