Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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