you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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