i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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