I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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