You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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