Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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