fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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