Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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