yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i will never coherently bang her
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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