Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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