She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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