I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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