Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So much rum. So many feels.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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