Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
