Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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