naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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