let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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