You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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