I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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