And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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