Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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