you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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