i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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