omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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