a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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