Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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