I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I want to be your penis for a week.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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