Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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