She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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