Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ok first of all what the fuck
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