It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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