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the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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