No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Semen is not good for contacts.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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