Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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