Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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