We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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