Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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