You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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