Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
