Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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