every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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