Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
