So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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