i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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