it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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