Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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