how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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