called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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