ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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