so explain again why im purple
no
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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