It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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